Category: Dude, Or Douchebag

Dude, Or Douchebag: Pickups

Ah the pickup. Nothing says solid dude, like this: This guy is so great. There’s no porn on the floor of the passenger side, he’s not sipping a latte, he doesn’t even have a cell phone–he’s solid dude. He’s probably got a thermos with his Folger’s freakin’ coffee, a Farmer’s Almanac and is listening to baseball on his am radio. God love ’em.  He’s a...

Dude, or Douchebag: Mr. Green Vehicle

Mama loves me the environment. Mama loves me some cleaner air. Mama also loves less dependency on foreign oil, shrinking the carbon footprint and preserving our natural resources, blah blah blah.  But guess what Mama doesn’t love? People who pollute our roads with bad driving, ugly cars and entitlement.  Damn tootin’. So bravo to you Doking, love that XD– super cute, super cool. You are...

Dude Or Douchebag, Matte Black Edition

Full disclosure– I’m a HUGE matte black fan.  I like a mean car, a growler, a real BAD machine (“not bad meaning bad but bad meaning good”– thank you, Rev. Run).  And with matte black, a mean car just looks meaner.  Case in point, the Lamborghini Aventador (this could be Nera edition, I can’t tell it was going too fast!) Even the sometimes anemic Z4...

Dude, Or Douchebag: Carbon Fiber

I can’t tell if it’s just LA, but this carbon fiber wanna be business is out of hand. Exhibit A: This is a carbon fiber hood. Exhibit B– this isn’t: Guess which one’s a douchebag?  Still fuzzy? Ok, let’s make is simple. If it’s a Volvo: It’s probably not.  Actually that one looks a lot closer in the photo than it did in person.  I’m gonna...

Dude, Or Douchebag: Racing Stripes

Dude, Or Douchebag: Racing Stripes

Historically, Americans have really been great at the racing stripe.  You’ve got your 70s Camaro: That’s such a dude.  If you don’t like that, there’s seriously something wrong with you.  To the more recent Dodge Challenger:   I even like how this one follows the path of the front intake nostrils (yeah, that’s the technical term smartypants), very nice. But guess who doesn’t really get...

Dude, Or Douchebag: Offroad Edition

Before I get too judgmental, let’s admit it, most of us have that SUVs just so we can see over the other SUVs. Not because we’re going rock hopping any day soon.  And lots of women wear padded bras, so I’m not going to come down TOO hard on you dudes that add lifts, lights, tents and other useless accessories for the city dweller. Sometimes...