Category: Holiday

Fa, La, La, Bitches! Mama’s Holiday Survival Playlist

This can be a rough time of year. Between the weather, getting ready for the holidays and recovering from the holidays, it can exhausting on every level. When the going gets tough for me, I get in my car, turn up the music and drive. So in the name of peace and joy, here are some of the songs that I’ll be using for automotive...

Your OMG Help Me Mama Father’s Day Gift Guide

It happens every year around this time.  Like clockwork.  Just before Father’s Day, my phone blows up: “Mama! Help! I dunno what to get my dad for Father’s Day!” So instead of a traditional gift guide, let’s imagine what your Father’s Day dialogue with me would look like and what I would recommend.  Here goes nothing: It’s clear that this person is not down for...

Dude or Douchebag: Mother’s Day Gifting

Hi guys! Fellas. Bro-cha-chos.  We’ve got kinda a good thing going here, right?  I’m your gal pal, your friend who is a girl, the one that never leads you astray from any potential v-jay-jay.  So I’m here to tell you, as your friend, this nugget of wisdom: If You F-up Mother’s Day, You’re Screwed! Valentine’s? Important. Anniversary? Significant. That time she gained 30 pounds to...

Ain’t No Parade Like A Topanga Parade

‘Cuz a Topanga Parade smells like weed.  This year’s celebration was one for the ages. Sixteen years ago, my husband and I decided that people suck, so we should make our own.  When deciding where to raise them, we figured, ‘Hippies are Better than Yuppies’ so we landed in Topanga Canyon. We weren’t interested in a community, new friends or even a backyard crop of ganja.  But we...

Dear Alfred, Be My Valentine

Alfa Romeo and I haven’t always been friends.  And we haven’t been lovers for very long. But this Valentine’s Day, if I get my way, we’re gonna park away from the street lights, tilt the seats way back and get to know one another much better. When I was a snot-nosed high school co-ed, my boyf got himself a Spider and I threw my nose in...

Father’s Day Gift Guide: Because Brunch Is Bullsh*t

Mama’s got all kinds of cool stuff for you to give to your baby daddy.  Like flashlights, selfie sticks and obligatory sex.  No really, it’ll make perfect sense after you watch the video. Here’s where to find awesome stuff for Father’s Day: Mari Cla Ro Armor All Wipes Looq Selfie Sticks Speck Phone Covers