Category: Love Letters

Dear Automakers, Dork Driving Is Real!

These days the automotive industry is filled with all kinds of glitz, glamour and big thinking. Autonomous driving! Car sharing! Nurburgring records! It’s all so very..impressive.  But something is missing. Something is wrong and I just couldn’t put my finger on it until today.  I was talking to my friend, Fadra Nally, about the weird cars we miss and it hit me– we are living...

Oh, James! Bon Voyage, Roger Moore.

For me, like so many other women, James Bond has always been the ultimate man.  It doesn’t matter that he can be unfaithful, dangerous, untrustworthy and likely a cesspool of STDs, James Bond set the bar for all men in my life. But the one that taught me the most about cars, life and love was Roger Moore. (Connery fans, I apologize but this girl’s...

Tom Brady + Aston Martin? My Underpants Say Yes

Today Aston Martin announced that Tom Brady will become its new Brand Ambassador.  And because of this, the Internet exploded.  ‘NFL fans can’t afford that car!’ ‘He’s a cheater!’ ‘A deflator!’ ‘What does he know about cars!’ The Truth About Cars declared it to be “ridiculous”, see post here. Blah, blah, blah. I’m over it, people.  I’ve got one word for you…women. Aston Martin makes...

Dear Vintage BMW Lovers, Your Day Is Coming

A friend of mine told me the other day that she wanted to buy a Vintage Porsche and I nearly bit her head off, “THEY’RE TOTALLY OVERPRICED. NO! NO!” Let’s face it, holding my tongue has never been my forte. (sorry Amy, love you!) But I’m astounded by the state of the vintage car market and how some vehicles (Porsches, Broncos, Land Cruisers and American...

Dear Volvo, Talk Dirty To Me..

A heartfelt, vaguely pornographic love letter to the world’s leading luxury family car manufacturer probably wasn’t top of your “to read” list today, but for me, it is vital to write. Lemme tell you why. Volvo may have just nailed it again.  Just over a year ago, while I was whining about how they’ve lost their edge, their design sensibility and their enthusiasm for all...

Hey Toyota, NY Needs A Freaky Prius 4!

The New York Auto Show is in just over two weeks and I’m ready– ready for a crazy, new Toyota Prius. Toyota has historically been my go-to brand for awesome auto show customizations.  Here are some of my faves: The Spongebob Sienna. Classic. Pop a pink unicorn on any vehicle and you have my immediate attention. Respect & most importantly, employment is what our vets need...