Category: Mama’s Lists

SEMA Needs A Vagina: Mama’s Top 5 Reasons (video)

SEMA stands for the Specialty Equipment Manufacturers Association. It’s huge annual show in Vegas is known for lots of things– cool cars, badass accessories & plenty of booth babes. But Mama thinks it needs one more– a vagina. Deal with it.

Bumper Stickers Are Back: Mama’s Top 5

My mom used to tell me, if you wait long enough, everything comes back in style. Now this was much more of a justification of her borderline hoarder personality, but bottom line– she was right. From the divine (vinyl records, written notes, brown liquor) to the dreadful (trucker hats, shoulder pads, brown liquor) every trend seems to have its second day in the sun. For the...

5 Things Moms Did In The 70s That Would Land Them In Jail Today

70s moms were a unique breed.  They smoked, they drank, they popped pills & burned bras. And we all lived. Here are some of the insane things that 70s moms did then that would put us in the slammer now. The scene of the crime..Mom’s was a Series III *Backseat As Babysitter: My mom used to park her car, crack a window and stroll into...

I Like Big Nuts & I Can Not Lie: 5 Reasons Why Testicles On Vehicles Rock

Not everyone is into this art form, but I implore you to reconsider the trucks with balls because I think they’ve got a lot to offer. Here are a few reasons: 5. They’re subtle: Balls on trucks aren’t like naked lady mud flaps or stripper stickers with devil horns, they’re usually placed under a tow hitch so they’re hard to see, most people don’t even...

The Uber-Official, Highly Accredited, Almost Entirely Accurate Motorhead Mama Stoned Driver’s Test

Ever since pot started wafting it’s way out of High Times and into the mainstream, plenty of people are panicked about the pending stoned driver crisis.  From the chilly highways of Colorado to the swampy streets of Florida, marijuana is enjoying all kinds of loosened restrictions and this has got law enforcement freaked out. And with good reason for with alcohol, you’ve got a breathalyzer.  But with pot,...

Father’s Day Gifts For The Motorhead Dad: Mama’s Top 10

If my own experience means anything, the average Father’s Day is a disaster.  So far, my poor husband has received a finger painted tie (the only neck attire in his wardrobe), a tie dyed t-shirt (let’s just say he’s not a Phish fan) and an ashtray (as he was trying to quit smoking).  Father’s Day is inevitably a bust.  But it doesn’t have to be, because Mama is...