Category: Mama’s Lists

I Like Big Nuts & I Can Not Lie: 5 Reasons Why Testicles On Vehicles Rock

Not everyone is into this art form, but I implore you to reconsider the trucks with balls because I think they’ve got a lot to offer. Here are a few reasons: 5. They’re subtle: Balls on trucks aren’t like naked lady mud flaps or stripper stickers with devil horns, they’re usually placed under a tow hitch so they’re hard to see, most people don’t even...

The Uber-Official, Highly Accredited, Almost Entirely Accurate Motorhead Mama Stoned Driver’s Test

Ever since pot started wafting it’s way out of High Times and into the mainstream, plenty of people are panicked about the pending stoned driver crisis.  From the chilly highways of Colorado to the swampy streets of Florida, marijuana is enjoying all kinds of loosened restrictions and this has got law enforcement freaked out. And with good reason for with alcohol, you’ve got a breathalyzer.  But with pot,...

Father’s Day Gifts For The Motorhead Dad: Mama’s Top 10

If my own experience means anything, the average Father’s Day is a disaster.  So far, my poor husband has received a finger painted tie (the only neck attire in his wardrobe), a tie dyed t-shirt (let’s just say he’s not a Phish fan) and an ashtray (as he was trying to quit smoking).  Father’s Day is inevitably a bust.  But it doesn’t have to be, because Mama is...

10 Reasons To Love Supercar Sunday

Here in LA, your extraordinary is our ordinary.  Palm trees & 80 degrees in January may equal vacation to you, but to us, it’s winter. A celebrity sighting may completely spin you out, but to us she’s just another skinny bitch with Botox.  But this doesn’t mean we’re jaded (NY has that down), it’s just that LA seems to democratize the things that other places hold sacred. Nowhere else is this more evident than...

Mama’s 10 Car Show Commandments

November in this town means a few things– airports more packed than the Barney’s sample sale, skies clearer than a studio back drop, and roads emptier than a post police chase freeway.  It is also the time of year that Angelinos come together to worship our collective god– the automobile. As the self-appointed high priestess of this radical religion, I feel that it is my divine duty to pronounce the following Commandments for this year’s High...

Digital License Plates: Mama’s Top 5

California has its flaws, but being progressive is something we do well. Sure, we have no infrastructure, we're crippled by debt and you could rest a small continent in our economic divide, but we do lots of stuff before your state has even thought of it.  Case in point, the bill that passed in Sacramento this week for a digital license plate program.  According to lawmakers, they'll save at least $20 million in postage...