Motorhead Mama Blog

Dude or Douchebag: Hammer Time!

This year I went to my very first King Of The Hammers. Chances are, you have no idea what I’m talking about. But that’s ok, Mama’s gonna school you now. King Of The Hammers is the country’s biggest off roading/rock crawling event and it is somethin’. If you’re thinking to yourself, “Wow, that sounds awful. Like a State Fair without deep fried pickles or hotdogs.”...

Freak Of The Week: H2 El Jefe

Jesus loves me, This I know, Because El Jefe tells me so! I’ve been singing that all day, because today is the glorious day that I saw this: The story is so great, I couldn’t even begin to make it up. So I had to go to the dreaded Federal building to get a new passport. And although the Federal Building is one of the...

Test Drive Tuesday: Volvo V60 CC, Cue The Viagra!

I’m a busy woman. So I have a tendency to worry.. a lot. One of the things I worry about the most is my aging mother. And although we are very close, there are three topics of discussion which are strictly off limits: 1) her dying 2) her driving & 3) her sex life I’m pretty sure that all of the above are happening, one...

Bumper Stickers: You Shouldn’t Have

Generally, I’m a huge fan of bumper stickers. Even if they express someone’s irrational or upsetting political views, they’re still cool with me. At least they have an opinion. Plus, learning a little more about the driver helps me to plan which way to point my vehicle in the event of a massive pile up. However, I’ve recently observed a few stickers that while perhaps...

Panic In Detroit: 10 Signs Of The Apocalypse At NAIAS

I just returned from attending the 2015 North American International Auto Show and I’m freaking out. The reason for my panic is because, at the show, there were multiple signs that the end of days is near. So kiss your kids, your creature comforts and your 401k goodbye because if Detroit is correct, the apocalypse is upon us. Here are the Top 10 signs: #10....