Motorhead Mama Blog

Dude, Or Douchebag: 4×4 Dad Van

Being a father in Los Angeles is not for the faint of heart. While women have to worry about boob jobs, Botox, vaginal rejuvenation & how many times their kids will need rehab, LA dads don’t really get off easily either.  First of all, it’s virtually impossible to be special. Your father’s famous? Big deal, so is Siri’s. Rich? Right, tell that to that the...

8 Japanese Classics That’ll Make You A Convert

This past weekend was the Japanese Classics Car Show (JCCS) in Long Beach and man, was it fun. What’s that? You’re not into old Japanese cars? Yeah, I hear that a lot. You dig Land Cruisers, maybe a Z car here and there but the rest just don’t do it for you. It’s for the kids, right? Or maybe the people who don’t know enough...

Mini Motorhead: Josephine Perez, Kart Racer

I’ve got a mom crush. It’s real. It’s serious. It’s undeniable.  The object of my affection is this little princess named Josephine. Adorable right? Well she’s about to get a lot cuter, because most of the time when I get news about Josephine, she’s doing this: and this: That’s right. This 5 year old wunderkind is a kart racer.  I know what you’re thinking, Oh...

Freak Of The Week: Mobile Messaging

I saw it first from afar. I was rolling up to the local library to snatch some offspring, when, from the far corner of this parking lot a glimmer of pastel painted freakiness shone in the distance: An early model Kia, oh this was gonna be good.  Some all seeing eyes? Even better.  What revealed itself was a DIY doozy of rudimentary images and inspirational,...

Help Me, G-sus: LA’s G Wagon Epidemic

The other day, a friend told me a hilarious story about her husband, who drives a Mercedes G Wagon. Driving to pick his daughter up from a playdate, he rolls into the driveway and sees the two girls playing in the yard. The girls run up to him. The daughter’s friend looks him and his car and says casually, “Nice Jeep.” That 8 year old’s...

Test Drive: 2017 GMC Yukon Denali 4WD

Before we start this review..we’re gonna need to turn up the base. Because this Yukon Denali is pimp. Let’s start with the honest facts: I am not THAT woman. You know the one– the blonde, skinny, rich, bitch that drives an enormous SUV with maybe one or two kids in the back..max. That woman parks like a moron. She undertips the valet driver. She is...