Tagged: bumper sticker

6 Bumper Stickers That Prove You’re Old

Before we get started, let’s get a few things straight. First, most of these aren’t bumper stickers. Ok, so don’t go freaking out and sending me psycho emails about that. Second, ain’t no shame in aging. Some of the world’s finest bloggers are aging too. Lastly, all of this may be upsetting, so put on your big boy/girl/whatever panties because this is likely to hurt....

Dude or Douchebag: Bumper Sticker ’17

‘But it’s a lease!’ they squeal. ‘What if I change my mind!’ they exclaim. ‘What if it pisses some psycho off!’ they whine. The excuse for NOT having bumper stickers abound. But for the few, the brave, & the badass few that are still willing to adorn their bumper with an edgy, awful, or provoking sticker, I salute you! And then there’s this: Um..WHAAAAAAAT the...

Bumper Stickers Are Back: Mama’s Top 5

My mom used to tell me, if you wait long enough, everything comes back in style. Now this was much more of a justification of her borderline hoarder personality, but bottom line– she was right. From the divine (vinyl records, written notes, brown liquor) to the dreadful (trucker hats, shoulder pads, brown liquor) every trend seems to have its second day in the sun. For the...

Bumper Stickers: Rear Window Into The Soul

I dunno who said, “Eyes Are The Window Into The Soul.” It was like Jesus, Shakespeare or Leonardo Di Vinci, maybe Leonardo Di Caprio, somebody important.  Anyway, that person was never stuck on La Cienega for 20 minutes waiting for the light to change while some d-bag in a Porsche pouted on his cell phone about blowing out his $500 tire.  Because if he was, he would know what I...

Where you been, bumper sticker? Part One

Remember the days when there were real bumpers?  Like the kind of black, rubbery material that allowed a girl (or a boy) to nudge their way into a tight parking situation without requiring an apology note on the windshield– go ahead, judge, but I was in my 20s and wasn’t sure who was watching. But back in those days, when people had bumpers, they also...

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