Tagged: bumper stickers

Dude Or Dbag: Attention Whores

Los Angeles is, by its nature, filled with extroverts.  Between the actors, the musicians and the unfulfilled dreams, LA is a place where ‘LOOK AT ME’ is our cultural default.  Luckily for me, when this phenom meets LA’s car obsession, the results are magnificent. Or as Einstein so deftly put it: Attention Whores + Cars = MHM² Of course, not all of these attention-grabbing displays...

Best Bumper Stickers of 2016 (slideshow)

Although 2016 was an election year, plenty of wonderful things happened on with Bumper Stickers that had nothing to do with politics.  A few were even featured in my Freak of the Weeks during the past year. I’m happy to see that I see more and more Bumper Stickers these days.  Please send me  your best!    

Freak Of The Week: Masshole

(Warning: this post is wildly inappropriate for kids.  For a killer bedtime story, look at another post.) I recently returned from a family trip to Cape Cod.   By end of it, I needed a solid laugh.  Or at least a kick ass car spotting to ease my familial induced malaise. Happily, on my very last day, the Baby Jesus was kind enough to bless...

Bumper Stickers: You Shouldn’t Have

Generally, I’m a huge fan of bumper stickers. Even if they express someone’s irrational or upsetting political views, they’re still cool with me. At least they have an opinion. Plus, learning a little more about the driver helps me to plan which way to point my vehicle in the event of a massive pile up. However, I’ve recently observed a few stickers that while perhaps...

Dude, Or Douchebag: Family Stick Figures

They’re terrible.  They’re horrible.  And they’re everywhere.  Family Stick Figures are a menace to society. To me, the more perfect the family seems in sticker form, the more dysfunctional I imagine their reality to be. Like this D-bag who loves Star Wars: Really?  Are you ALL really that into Star Wars?  Then why did I see your kid ’round the back with some Goo Gone & a...

Bumper Stickers: Know Thyself

I’m fascinated by the Bumper Stickers people plaster on their automobiles. Like the pot leaf? Dancing bears? Maybe those aren’t exactly the smartest choice unless you want Johnnie Law all up in your glove box. I’m just sayin.. Sometimes a bumper sticker can show incredible self-awareness: I mean, bad parking sucks, but at least this guy warned you. There should probably be about 3 million more people...