Tagged: moms

Kiss My Carpool! A Mother’s Day Manifesto

A few minutes ago, my daughter uttered some of the most dreaded words a mother can hear, “Hey Mom, what do you want for Mother’s Day?” Ug. Seriously? We spend basically every waking hour together. You don’t have a clue? Ok, fine kid, how about any of the following: A medically induced coma, a Ferrari 812¬†Superfast, a full-time masseuse, a magic spell that makes my...

5 Things Moms Did In The 70s That Would Land Them In Jail Today

70s moms were a unique breed. ¬†They smoked, they drank, they popped pills & burned bras. And we all lived. Here are some of the insane things that 70s moms did then that would put us in the slammer now. The scene of the crime..Mom’s was a Series III *Backseat As Babysitter: My mom used to park her car, crack a window and stroll into...