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Dude, Or Douchebag: Paint Job

It seems that plenty of people are painting their cars these days in lieu of buying a new one.  Great idea.  And for yours truly, it is a gold mine of material– for there’s no quicker way to ruin a decent car than with a Bad Paint Job.

Exhibit A:

Paint Job

Granted, in this case, I may be using the term “decent car” rather recklessly, but not as reckless as the poor fool who threw a pile of dough at Maaco only to find that the painter of his PT Cruiser was moonlighting at Nickelodeon.

Then there’s the guy who Googled “Do It Yourself Woody” and thought, “Sure, I can do that” (yes, I know there’s another joke in there, but I’m going to leave it alone, you perv):

Paint Job

That’s like Googling “Do It Yourself Boob Job”– just a terrible idea from start to finish.

It’s particularly annoying when a d-bag decides to express their creativity on a nice car, one that needs no embellishment.

Paint Job

Oh yes he did.  Camou and neon orange.  I guess he was really worked up about this year’s hunting season in Beverly Hills.  That’s just dreadful douchebaggery (oh, yes I did).

And then again, sometimes people surprise you.  They can become Dudes just when you thought you’d written them off. Exhibit D:

Paint job corvette

Any woman with a pulse knows that late model Corvette drivers are almost certain to be of the douche variety and are unquestionably of the bald persuasion.  However, this guy got it all right.  The side intake is just cheezy enough to get him noticed but so nice you kind of forget that he’s driving a white ‘vette.  So let’s put some sunblock on that noggin and go for a drive– you are now a Dude.

See something awful? Fantastic? Either way, I want it. Ping me on FB, Twitter or Insta– I’m into it…

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