father's day gift guide

Father’s Day Gift Guide: Because Brunch Is Bullsh*t

Mama’s got all kinds of cool stuff for you to give to your baby daddy.  Like flashlights, selfie sticks and obligatory sex.  No really, it’ll make perfect sense after you watch the video. Here’s where to find the awesome stuff: Mari Cla Ro Armor All Wipes Looq Selfie Sticks Speck Phone Covers  

mama + GTR

Tuesday Test Drive: Nissan GT-R NISMO

Listen people, there are days where it all sucks.  There are days when I sit in my little office, trying to get my head out of my ass long enough to write something interesting. There are days when the cat takes a crap on my bed and the kids have lice.  But then there are days when I drive the GT-R NISMO. Now, if you’re...


Freak Of The Week: Mind-Bending Mini Van

The other day, I had a meeting in Long Beach with a few fellow Driving Line contributors.  After our caffeine-fueled, car-loving congregation, we all split up and starting walking to our respective rides. One dude said his goodbyes and started walking nonchalantly towards this: What the huh? Many in this group know that I am a purveyor of all things four-wheeled & freaky, so I was astonished...


Tuesday Test Drive: Nissan To The Max!

The 2016 Nissan Maxima.  You’re wondering why you should care. You’re a metropolitan NY/SF/LA/Chicago car snob who feels like driving a Nissan isn’t your style. You’re into performance, luxury and technology.  Not Japanese cars and certainly not the kind you find at Hertz.  I feel you. But what if I told you that the new Nissan Maxima beat both the BMW 328i, the Acura TLX and..wait...


Drive Bys: Street Signs Are My Prozac

I had a rough week, people. I’m not gonna lie.  I know it all looks easy: the brilliant writing career, supermodel looks, mad driving skills & amazingly supportive, check writing readers, but sometimes even I get down. And this week, I did.  But then I saw this: And I lit up.  Apparently I was only two letters and a roll of yellow duct tape away...


24 Bitches + 4200 Horsepower: What Could Go Wrong?

I’m feeling kinda fancy today because I just got back from an all-female event where I got to drive 14 cars in 2 days and be in the company of some of the best auto writers in the country.  Clearly they didn’t vet me well enough before they sent the invite, but whatever, I’ll take it. It was Heels & Wheels 2015 and it was...