Motorhead Drama

Dear Motorhead Mama,
Finally my husband & I can afford to get a new car. But he’s dead set on a Honda Accord. While I respect his practicality, I’m not impressed. Or turned on. How can I convince him to get something…sexier?

Dear Horny Honda Hater,
I hear you lady. And while having money in the bank is certainly sexy, there’s no reason why your hubby needs to check his balls at the bank. And while sweet 3-series or a Mini Cooper is a bit more up front, it will save you plenty in Viagra, porn & couples therapy. So in order to get him to see the light, follow these simple steps:
1) take him to the BMW/Mini dealer
2) put him a car on the showroom floor & lock the door
3) tell him that he’s getting this car or you’re trading your Victoria’s Secret thongs for a Hanes Her Way 12-pack from Target
4) send Mama a photo of your new car

Thanks & keep the letters coming! Or hit me on Twitter.