First of all, I apologize for putting that Foreigner song in your head. What song? Read the title again..now..wait for it..yeah, that one. It’ll be there for a while, so you may have to pause to rock it out. But just imagine how I feel, driving innocently around the streets of LA and constantly being bombarded with stuff like this:
It almost gets boring.
So, to keep myself occupied, I like to play Car Porn Poker. It’s easy, just drive around, keep your eyes open and believe me, you’ll score.
You may want to start in Beverly Hills, where Two of a Kind is almost inevitable:
Then head over to West Hollywood, particularly Melrose, and the fun keeps coming:
Even if you’re stuck in a Target parking lot in the valley, you’ll get a little somethin’– like this Three of a Kind:
Now if you’re looking for A Full House, I recommend Saks, Fred Segal and the Bedford lot in Beverly Hills which features our best plastic surgeons & shrinks, I mean doctors & accountants:
For those of you living in other cities, you can play too. Like in Detroit:
Or San Francisco:
But for a guaranteed Full House, that’s Only In LA:
