I know what you’re thinking, “All’s Fair? Isn’t that the show with (gasp, clutches pearls) KIM KARDASHIAN?” Yes, mama, yes it is. Now, before you click away, let me address your concerns. You’re thinking that All’s Fair is “too Californian”, “too Hollywood”, and even worse, “too Kardashian” for the likes of you. I respect that. However, if you open yourself to what this show has to offer, you may find that All’s Fair not only offers a modern take on friendship, motherhood, marriage, and divorce, but also provides terrific insight into who drives what once they have money and why.
At First, You Will Be Disgusted
Between the glossy shots, the wildly inappropriate workplace attire, the titillating subject matter (LA’s high-net-worth divorce attorneys), the less-than-stellar reviews, the pilot episode is easy to write off. But don’t let that dissuade you, because by Episode Two, you’ll be hooked.
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These aren’t your average gorgeous, ageless legal team. Do they arrive at the office looking flawless every day? Yes ma’am. Do they seem to have way too much free time? Absolutely. Of course, they’re all dripping with diamonds, and their homes are polished palaces. Yet it’s hard to hate them for it because they clearly work hard, think hard, and have clawed their way past competitors to get to where they are. Plus, when they want to indulge (whether it’s on a private jet or in private with their favorite self-pleasuring toys), they make an event of it! And you bet your sweet prenup that Kim and Naomi roll around LA in their chauffeured Bentley Bentayga. Now, you can go ahead and judge, or you can buckle up and enjoy the ride– I suggest the latter.
Kim K’s Unhinged Car-Bashing Is Everything
It’s best if you don’t dwell on the details here —of course, a Whiffle ball bat isn’t likely to destroy a BMW, nor is it possible to go ballistic and have one’s hair and makeup remain unscathed in the process. What matters is this: If your insanely hot (Teyana Taylor) yet 328-driving assistant steals your man, then driving up to her home in a convertible Bentley, wearing a canary-yellow dress with a diamond-encrusted Slinky around your neck and bashing her 328 bit is a perfectly acceptable revenge fantasy. I dare you to hate Kim for the scene below:
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Glenn Close Grabs ‘Em Where It Counts
Ms. Close plays the matriarch/mentor in All’s Fair, but her character is no wallflower. This 70-something baddie delivers the show’s best line, as only this queen can.
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— All's Fair on Hulu (@allsfaironhulu) November 10, 2025
Then she proceeds to blackmail the show’s most lecherous character by pulling him into the back seat of her antique car at a black-tie preview function. (Note: I searched high and low for photos of this scene but found none.) It is nothing short of spectacular!
The Show’s Biggest Ho & His Lambo
I’m sure being married to a sex addict is awful. But you’re gonna have a hard time convincing me that having Matthew Noszka as a friend with benefits is a bad idea. Particularly when he is the king of naughty role play and drives a Lamborghini Huracan Tecnica!
The Other Women Drive Nice Cars Too
But by LA standards, these are pretty standard: Sarah Paulson drives a matte-black Range Rover (see above), which feels entirely on-brand for her fascinating character. However, the scenes of her driving her daughter to school and subsequently driving drunk are nothing short of brilliant.
Then there’s Naomi Watts, who (I think) is in a Porsche Cayenne (don’t miss those gorgeous bronze wheels in the clip above), sporting the show’s most elegant wardrobe and a gracefully aging face.
While all of these cars are fantastic, they are nothing compared to the brave and timely storylines.
‘All’s Fair’ Is Courageous
The boldest thing about this show isn’t Glenn Close cuddling her husband’s three-day-old corpse, or Neicy Nash-Betts confronting her three sons to see which one is a murderer,
or even Kim K setting up the nursery in her soon-to-be ex-husband’s lover’s house, who also happens to be her ex-assistant’s house,
or one of our beloved characters’ shocking sexual assault at an upscale match-making event, but a jaw-dropping conversation about plastic surgery!
Everything from salmon sperm to elbow botox is on the table, and Kim K does not hold back, interjecting every reference with “That’s fantastic,” “Yeah, but that doesn’t work”, and multiple “Oh, yeah, I’ve tried that!”s. It’s so incredibly refreshing to watch Hollywood break its own silence about impossible beauty standards and the copious time, money, and work that go into maintaining them.
Is it hypocritical for a star-studded, over-styled, Kardashian-produced show to work this element into the storyline? To me, it’s remarkably clever. Consider for a moment that this isn’t just a sexy, girl-power romp, but a modern feminist Trojan horse. In today’s divided, politically charged environment, no one wants a lecture; we all want an escape. But if there’s meaning when we get there, we may lower our impenetrable defenses enough to consider the message. This one just happens to have a lot of cleavage.