Genesis GV70: Wow! That’s A BMW X5 Eater
I’m a contrarian by nature, so whenever people say that a car is AMAZING, I usually reply with a big fat eye roll and a…
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Mama’s So You Like Kate Bush Playlist
Thank you Stranger Things! If you’re an 80s music enthusiast and a parent, you know exactly what I’m talking about. I spent the first 15…
First Look: 2023 Kia Niro
Gas prices. A looming recession. The world ending. There are all kinds of good reasons to hold on to your cash and buy a reasonable…
Hulu’s Candy: What Would Jessica Biel Drive?
True crime series are fun. Who did it? Who’d they do it to? And why? Watching Hulu’s Candy is a particular treat because this star-studded,…
Gas Prices Blow, These EVs Don’t. Here Are The 5 I’d Drive.
I drive a lot of cars. Many of them are EVs. Here is a brutally honest list of the fully electric vehicles that I’d let…
Three Clear Signs Carvana Was Doomed
It was announced today that Carvana laid off 12% of its workforce. People are running around screaming INFLATION! WE’RE DOOMED! THE AUTOMOTIVE INDUSTRY IS TANKING!…
Hey There Big Fella: Wagons Are The New BDE
In a world where 0-60 times are now measured in milliseconds, it’s difficult for a man of exceptional charm, looks, and, um.. density to stand…
Hyundai Venue: The TJ Maxx Of Cars
Paying full price for almost anything is against my religion. You see, I’m a third-generation Maxxinista. Where’d I score 12 ounces of ground Starbucks for…
Bitch Please! 3 Infuriating Things Women Drivers Do
“Mom, let it go!” my girls plead. “It’s not your problem,” my husband tells me. But for some reason, when I see women doing irresponsible,…
People Who Love Boats AND Cars
On a recent trip to Santa Barbara, I decided to cruise through the marina for a little vicarious sailing. Much to my surprise, I found…