Here in LA, the car trends move quickly. Just when you’ve gotten used to the matte black Carrera, you get to a stop light & there’s a matte Neon yellow Scion. This is what makes driving here so much fun. But in some circles, the current trend needs an enema. Here’s Mama’s manifesto:
Cars & Stripes–sure, racing stripes can be cool. But when it goes from the black Mustang to the silver Corolla, perhaps you should reconsider:
BeDazzling— t-shirts, jean pockets, purses, oh my! When comes to your Cherokee, please give another hobby a try:
Random Acts of Blackness: first it was the wanna be carbon fiber hood, then they just kept going…
Now you look like you’re driving a Hyundai Bumble Bee, so mellow out.
My Other Car Isn’t A Prius–You know a car is truly ugly when you have to plaster it with excuses to be able to stomach getting behind the wheel (you’ve seen my Prius Ferrari guy, here’s Prius Lambo license plate guy)
Flamed: yes, it was great while it lasted but you’ve got to cry Uncle when the mother of four in the mini van has flames too:
Now a bottle of Goo Gone and get to work!