Do you ever see a car and just want to yell, “CALM THE HELL DOWN!” Life is crazy enough, we don’t need all of the visual noise of this nonsense:
In a town filled with attention whores, it’s really refreshing to see people pulling off a minor modification to their vehicle without having to scream about it. As any vaguely-working actor in LA will tell you, we can’t all be stars, supporting roles are important too. Like this Dude:
A convertible pickup is a miraculous thing. It’s even better when its done in a completely subtle and classy way. You sir, are a Dude. As is this Prius De Resistance:
A Hemi Prius? Fantastic! This little badge took the world’s most annoying vehicle and made it so hilarious, that even I would drive it (in a pinch, with a bag over my head, but you get my drift). A Dude Driving A Prius…hey, there’s a first time for everything.
Another great example of subtle jalopy transformation is this beauty:
The fact that the Mercedes emblem is just slapped on top of the Honda badge is particularly badass. This photo would be even better if you knew Betty, the demure, sweet and quiet older woman that’s been babysitting my friend’s kids for years. Betty’s mini modification reveals her freaky side and thus, I love her even more! Guess who I don’t love?
Any fool that slaps flames on a Beetle. Perhaps he’s being ironic. Perhaps I don’t get the joke. But the fact that there was actual money and effort put into this project makes me wonder who would commit such a Douchebag move. Probably the same Douchebaggery that supports this nonsense:
If you need to avert your eyes, I get it. It’s truly awful. In case you haven’t seen this in person, it’s the Bentley Bentayga, the Bentley SUV. Yes, it’s ugly. Uglier than a $250k suv has the right to be. But if you were to dream up a way to make it more offensive, more obnoxious or more disastrous, a bright yellow wrap is probably a great way to go. Congratulations, dbag, you’ve outdone yourself. I’m gonna go stare at puppy pictures and try to forget this ever happened.