From Dude To Douchebag: 5 Simple Steps
The other day at the Calabasas car wash, while trolling for car candy, I was rendered speechless when this Douchebag drove up: The man sitting next to…
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Freak Of The Week: Mark V Mashup
I know, I know. You’re like: “What’s a Mark V?” “What’s a mash up?” “What the hell goes on out there in California?” Don’t panic, you…
Mad Lib Yo’ Mama
In honor of this year's Mother's Day, how about you & the old bag have a little fun for a change? Listen, I'm sure she's gonna love…
Dude, Or Douchebag: Vanity Plates, Part Two
As any good lingerie salesperson will tell you, it’s always a good idea to cover up the majority of your junk in front of others. Just…
Only In LA: For Pete’s Sake Go To The Petersen Automotive Museum
I love museums. Don’t you? I know. We’re both full of it. We only really go so we can tell people that we’ve been, we’ve seen it,…
LA vs Mexico City: Fewer Nuts, More Coconuts
I just spent a few days in Mexico City & like everyone says, it’s great. In fact, it’s pretty much just like LA. Let’s start with the…
Freak of the Week: Sweet Kaos Surprise
The other day, my daughter was home “sick” from school. Knowing she was full of it, I did what any good parent would do– dragged her to…
Only In LA: A Load Of Porsche It
Just in case you’re wondering how ridiculously wonderful it is to live in LA, let me give you a day in the life of yours…
Come To Jesus Part II: The Popemobile, LA Style
Pope Francis is the real deal. The Pope of the People. He's the guy that lets greedy kids interrup mass. The Pope that took the bus. And…
Only In LA: Eat My Rust
Sometimes Hollywood car bling is so overwhelming that those of us longing for automotive independence have no choice but to tone it down. Way down. Way down to…