Car Slut Confessions: Aston’s Got A Panty Dropper

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Yes, I’m 1,000 percent aware that Panty Dropper is neither politically correct nor the smartest SEO term for a car blog. However, I lost both of those games long ago and couldn’t care less. I’m here today to give you thrilling news: The world’s sexiest car has just been released, just in time to arouse us all out of our COVID misery. Feast your eyes on the Aston Martin Victor:

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I understand if you need a minute. Or a towel. This is a safe place.

The Aston Martin Victor is a one off vehicle from their Q division. What’s Q? It’s the place where ‘bespoke’ Astons are made. Translation: you hand them bundles of cash and they make unique cars using Aston models and engines. And yes ‘bespoke’ is a remarkably pretentious word. I may have to go wash my hands for just typing it.

As revolting as a bespoke vehicle sounds, this car is undeniably fantastic. And about as sexy as modern cars get.

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Not smitten yet? Fine, here are few more things about the Victor that will have you swooning:

It’s Not Black

Nope. I don’t care what you think you see. This car is green. A very deep, luxurious hue called ‘Pentland Green’ that’s actually a vintage Aston color.

It’s A Manual

Yup, and it’s got a walnut knob on the shifter. Because this is an Aston, bitches. Do you think 007 drove an automatic like a pussy? I think not. Neither does the lucky bastard behind the wheel of Victor.

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It’s A V12

Before you decide that you’re not impressed by a 7.3 liter, 12 cylinder engine, think again. No, it’s not environmentally friendly. It’s not efficient or even logical. But it’s fast as stink and will make sounds that make babies. Period.

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No one knows who commissioned this vehicle or how much it costs. But you and I both know one undeniable truth about its owner: They do not sleep alone.

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