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Everybody knows that a car can get you laid. That’s luxury car sales 101. But it’s also clear that a car can also do the…
Everybody knows that a car can get you laid. That’s luxury car sales 101. But it’s also clear that a car can also do the…
For too long now, the van has been, well, mini. Or Scooby: Or Barbie: …
I’ll tell you what’s cooler than living in LA. Living in LA as a six-foot tall, porcelain skinned, even-tempered, former super model who gets invited…
Smaller! Lighter! More fuel-efficient! Yay! I’m so sick of fuel-efficient cars, I could barf. I mean, I get it– smog blows, no one wants a…
Out here in La La Land, we believe in some crazy sh*t. Like karma, aura and wheatgrass. In the past few years, "The Law of…
In the Bay Area, geeks are powerful. Even those who aren’t happily ensconced in their post-IPO mansions and banging Russian supermodels are rocking pocket protectors…
Of all of the bizarre car trends of late, the one that perplexes me the most is the nude car. I can handle the colored…
One of the best things about living in LA– license plates are optional. I swear to God. Cars are bought and sold so much in…
You know when you break up with someone and it hurts.. a lot? Then, maybe a month, a week, a year later, you are forced…
Rumor has it that there is civilized life outside of Los Angeles. Suspicious, but in the bad books with my family in NorCal, I hesitantly…