Doggie Style: Oh My Dog

Hi guys! It’s me again, Gunner. Your friendly, car-loving dog.

For the past few years, Mama has been less than generous about including me in her automotive adventures. Frankly, I think this is uncool. I have a lot of places I want to see and things I wanna do:

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So I’m home alone.. a lot. Apparently the humans thought I was “lonely” so they did something. Something awful.

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They brought home THAT.  It’s terrible. He pees and poos everywhere, he makes a mockery of my territory and squats like a girl. It’s appalling.  But the good news is, since whats-his-face has shown up, we’ve been going places:

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I’m not saying they’re all places I want to go:

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But it’s a start.  I have dreams! I want to be that dog with wind in his hair and bugs in his teeth. I want to be the dog that goes everywhere with my owner, maybe even with a bandana:

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But Mama says it’s not safe yet. I need a harness so I don’t fall down (hey, it was one time and my snout has almost healed), a seat cover for my fur and little what’s-his-face needs all kinds of stuff (on top of his arsenal of chew toys) so he can go in the ocean with Mama.

I told Mama just to get us a Jeep, my friend Tony has one and loves it:

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Trust me, that’s Tony’s most enthusiastic look.

Anyway, Mama’s vowed to amp up her doggie style driving. So if any of you have dog-friendly car products you like, let us know on Twitter: @motorheadmama, FB: /motorheadmama or Instagram: @MotorheadMama. In the meantime, we’re gonna test out the latest and coolest stuff and let you know what we dig!

 

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