Freak of the Week: Day Trippin’
I dunno about you, but I’m not big into hallucinogenics. Especially during the day. Please keep that in mind when I tell you about this blue…
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Father’s Day Gifts For The Motorhead Dad: Mama’s Top 10
If my own experience means anything, the average Father’s Day is a disaster. So far, my poor husband has received a finger painted tie (the only neck…
Dude, Or Douchebag: Parking Jobs ’14
Truth is, I’m as guilty as the next guy. My car has mirrors, sensors, cameras–everything but a midget parking assistant in my glove box (although…
Only In LA: Topless Driving Is Real
It’s no secret that we’re pretty loose here in Southern California. Men openly love men, women openly love women and on any given day, you’re gonna…
Mama Loves Maya: An Angelou Automotive Tribute
I know you think Maya Angelou had nothing to do with cars, but I beg to differ. Maybe she didn’t drive, maybe she didn’t even own a…
Top 10 Reasons To Love The Topanga Memorial Day Parade
Topanga Canyon is not just another LA suburb. Nestled between Malibu, Calabasas and the Palisades, it holds one of the largest open space parks within…
From Dude To Douchebag: 5 Simple Steps
The other day at the Calabasas car wash, while trolling for car candy, I was rendered speechless when this Douchebag drove up: The man sitting next to…
Freak Of The Week: Mark V Mashup
I know, I know. You’re like: “What’s a Mark V?” “What’s a mash up?” “What the hell goes on out there in California?” Don’t panic, you…
Mad Lib Yo’ Mama
In honor of this year's Mother's Day, how about you & the old bag have a little fun for a change? Listen, I'm sure she's gonna love…
Dude, Or Douchebag: Vanity Plates, Part Two
As any good lingerie salesperson will tell you, it’s always a good idea to cover up the majority of your junk in front of others. Just…