Bumper Stickers: Rear Window Into The Soul
I dunno who said, “Eyes Are The Window Into The Soul.” It was like Jesus, Shakespeare or Leonardo Di Vinci, maybe Leonardo Di Caprio, somebody important. Anyway, that…
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Only In LA: Car Fool Lane
New Yorkers are notorious for being a-holes behind the wheel. Angelinos are notorious for being a-holes because of their wheels. In fact we have so many terrible cars, that they…
Dude, Or Douchebag: Pickups Part II
As you may remember from Episode One of DODB Part One, I’m a pick up girl. If you’re not, you’re simply not American and thus,…
Car Slut Confessions: Porsche Muck
Like many Americans, the 2000s for me were an orgy of home equity, stock options, dividends & cheap loans. After complaining of our growing tax bill, our…
Motorhead Drama
Dear Motorhead Mama, Finally my husband & I can afford to get a new car. But he’s dead set on a Honda Accord. While I…
How To Enjoy A Car Show In 5 Steps
One of the great things about living in Southern California is that we have a lot of car shows. Recently, the great Peterson Automotive Museum…
Car Slut Confessions: Episode One
I’m a faithful wife. A totally loyal friend. But when it comes to cars, I get more action than Lindsey Lohan’s legal team. Even as…
Evaluate Your Date (In The Driveway): 5 Clues
More powerful than shoe size! More accurate than 10 tax returns! This undocumented, entirely unresearched, purely anecdotical guide will help you decipher if your potential…
VW: Get Happy Yourself
All kinds of people are worked up this week with VW’s “racist” Super Bowl ad “Get Happy.” Somehow, someone got in their crazy skull that…
PMS On Wheels: Good Times
It’s easy to argue that every day millions of irritable, irrational, bleeding bitches clog our roadways with their inept driving. However, pre-menstral driving is actually…