Hey Ladies: Car Buying Quiz
I get a lot of questions from readers about what kind of car they should buy. Green? High Performance? Economical? Hell, I dunno– mainly because… Read More »Hey Ladies: Car Buying Quiz
I get a lot of questions from readers about what kind of car they should buy. Green? High Performance? Economical? Hell, I dunno– mainly because… Read More »Hey Ladies: Car Buying Quiz
In honor of Memorial Day, I'd like to take a minute to salute the men & women whose unbridled patriotism graces our streets, freeways &… Read More »Freak Of The Week: The Patriot
This Mother's Day, I'm appreciating the Motorhead Mamas in my family and how they made me the woman I am today. You see, I come from a… Read More »Holy Mother Of Saab
One of my favorite douchebag moves is the guy who plasters with their crappy car with various "racing" stickers. To me, it's pretty much the same as… Read More »Dude Or Douchebag: False Advertising
I'm a big fan of Trader Joe's. I mean anyone who can make Honey Nut Cheerios cheaper and yummier gets my vote. I'm sure your Trader Joe's… Read More »Freak Of The Week: Dune Buggy
Redbook magazine recently released a fascinating piece titled “The Best Cars For Women: Redbook Auto Awards 2013.” It opens with this promising statement– “Cars are usually judged by men,… Read More »Dear Redbook Auto Awards, Just Shoot Me
Being a freak is tough. The glares, the stares, the incessant feeling out of place. But to be a freak in a place that is… Read More »Freak of the Week: The Original Freak
At some point in the not-so-distant-past, Los Angeles was the most ethnically diverse city on the planet. Still true? I dunno. I’m not with the… Read More »Only In LA: International House Of Fruitcakes
I dunno who said, “Eyes Are The Window Into The Soul.” It was like Jesus, Shakespeare or Leonardo Di Vinci, maybe Leonardo Di Caprio, somebody important. Anyway, that… Read More »Bumper Stickers: Rear Window Into The Soul
New Yorkers are notorious for being a-holes behind the wheel. Angelinos are notorious for being a-holes because of their wheels. In fact we have so many terrible cars, that they… Read More »Only In LA: Car Fool Lane