Chastity Belt On Wheels
Everybody knows that a car can get you laid. That’s luxury car sales 101. But it’s also clear that a car can also do the…
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Drivebys: The World’s Happiest Hobo
It’s Monday morning, and I’m on my way to my miserable job. I’m tired, vaguely hungover and horribly under caffeinated. I glance over to the…
Dude Or Douchebag: Limos
In a town where two car lengths can make the difference between one more hour on the 405 or your exit to Freedom, anything that…
Hey Ladies!
I love women. No really, I do (not like that, you perv). I’ve got a sweet posse of female friends, a real live sister, I…
Dude or Douchebag: Impala
The Chevy Impala is the people’s car in Los Angeles. It represents everything from the main ride in Boyz in the Hood to the main…
Only in LA: Double Vision
First of all, I apologize for putting that Foreigner song in your head. What song? Read the title again..now..wait for it..yeah, that one. It’ll be…
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Car
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Car Mama thinks you’ve gone too far. These days every thing that drives by Has some bling on the back of…
Bitchin’ Camaro
It takes a strong woman to admit when you’re wrong. And Mr. Camaro, I’ve been wrong about you. But you gotta understand–growing up, Camaros were…
LA Word of the Day: Persian Conversion
Here in LA, we’ve got the largest population of Iranians outside of Iran. Thus the nickname, Tehrangeles. And let me tell you something about Persians–…
Only in LA: My Cayenne’s Crazier Than Your Cayenne
Some crazy stuff happens in this town, believe you me. One of the doozies of late is that the Porsche SUV has become so ubiquitous…