Chastity Belt On Wheels
Everybody knows that a car can get you laid. That’s luxury car sales 101. But it’s also clear that a car can also do the…
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Bitchin’ Camaro
It takes a strong woman to admit when you’re wrong. And Mr. Camaro, I’ve been wrong about you. But you gotta understand–growing up, Camaros were…
Mama’s Seeing Red (& Black)
It all started where most genius trends begin– with the “brothas” at the gym. The “brothas” is what I affectionately call this group of incredibly well-groomed,…
The Law of El Camino Attraction
Out here in La La Land, we believe in some crazy sh*t. Like karma, aura and wheatgrass. In the past few years, "The Law of…
How You Doin’, El Camino?
It’s happened to all of us. Somewhere random, like a grocery store, restaurant or gym, you get confronted by someone– someone mysteriously attractive– claiming that…
Supercar Sunday
It's an American institution! Madonna's gonna be there! There's a zip line! However much the hype, I just can't get into Superbowl Sunday. I'll tell…
Tangerine Tango: You Got Mama’s Panties in a Bundle
Ok, it’s official. The color of the year for 2012 is Tangerine Tango. Sounds awful, doesn’t it? The initial signs of Orange permeating the car…
Mama hits the road
Rumor has it that there is civilized life outside of Los Angeles. Suspicious, but in the bad books with my family in NorCal, I hesitantly…
VW, VW wherefore art thou? VW…
I’ve been thinking a lot about VWs lately. How’s that, you ask, dear reader? First of all, on my commute through Topanga Canyon every day,…