I don’t live in Texas. And sometimes, honestly, that makes me sad. Because if I lived in Texas, I could witness stuff like The Great Horned Hummer firsthand:
But luckily for me, I’ve got friends like Matt in Dallas who send me such brilliance. Oh hell yes, y’all! Now, where does a girl even begin on this masterpiece? With the complexity of the big horn mount? The cowhide strap? The dilemma escalates when you feast your eyes on its rear details:
Digging Into The Details Of Great Horned Hummer
From the ‘I Love My Wife’ confession/disclaimer to the gratuitous chrome light covers, it’s really something. Why, are those dragon head exhaust pipes? You shouldn’t have. But I’m REALLY glad you did! The vanity plate? Dallas MAVZ, of course. Less original is the Tonka wheel cover, but I can let that go. Especially when I consider what I mistakenly assume to be three chrome letters that are some magnificent monogram, but then I realize it’s far more likely/awesome if it’s the “Dirty Ghetto Kids” acronym. Sadly, I’ll never know.
My One Regret Of This Amazing Hummer
As mentioned earlier, I don’t live in Texas, and you do. Waahhh! To you, the Horny Hummer maker extraordinaire, these are my digital kudos. You’ve truly crafted something special and uniquely Texan here. And for that, you have joined the ranks of my all-time favorites, including the infamous: Freak of the Week: The H2 El Jefe (amen)!