Freak Of The Week: This Tow Truck Girl Is Your Destiny
Last week, a friend of mine blew a tire out and needed a tow truck. So he called this joint: Mission Towing, in the valley.…
Last week, a friend of mine blew a tire out and needed a tow truck. So he called this joint: Mission Towing, in the valley.…
Being a freak is tough. The glares, the stares, the incessant feeling out of place. But to be a freak in a place that is…
I dunno who said, “Eyes Are The Window Into The Soul.” It was like Jesus, Shakespeare or Leonardo Di Vinci, maybe Leonardo Di Caprio, somebody important. Anyway, that…
New Yorkers are notorious for being a-holes behind the wheel. Angelinos are notorious for being a-holes because of their wheels. In fact we have so many terrible cars, that they…
‘Twas the night after Christmas when all through the car, All the creatures were stirring, but not getting too far, The children were farting in…
Here are the top 10 things I’m thankful for this holiday season: 10. Driving. Sounds incredibly basic, but today millions of women around the world…
I’ll tell you what’s cooler than living in LA. Living in LA as a six-foot tall, porcelain skinned, even-tempered, former super model who gets invited…
Smaller! Lighter! More fuel-efficient! Yay! I’m so sick of fuel-efficient cars, I could barf. I mean, I get it– smog blows, no one wants a…
In the Bay Area, geeks are powerful. Even those who aren’t happily ensconced in their post-IPO mansions and banging Russian supermodels are rocking pocket protectors…
The doggie rules LA. No joke. Runyon Canyon has concurrently the best dog walking AND the best star spotting; adopting mutts has replaced adopting African…