Dude, Or Douchebag: Pickups Part II
As you may remember from Episode One of DODB Part One, I’m a pick up girl. If you’re not, you’re simply not American and thus,…
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Car Slut Confessions: Porsche Muck
Like many Americans, the 2000s for me were an orgy of home equity, stock options, dividends & cheap loans. After complaining of our growing tax bill, our…
Motorhead Drama
Dear Motorhead Mama, Finally my husband & I can afford to get a new car. But he’s dead set on a Honda Accord. While I…
How To Enjoy A Car Show In 5 Steps
One of the great things about living in Southern California is that we have a lot of car shows. Recently, the great Peterson Automotive Museum…
Car Slut Confessions: Episode One
I’m a faithful wife. A totally loyal friend. But when it comes to cars, I get more action than Lindsey Lohan’s legal team. Even as…
Evaluate Your Date (In The Driveway): 5 Clues
More powerful than shoe size! More accurate than 10 tax returns! This undocumented, entirely unresearched, purely anecdotical guide will help you decipher if your potential…
VW: Get Happy Yourself
All kinds of people are worked up this week with VW’s “racist” Super Bowl ad “Get Happy.” Somehow, someone got in their crazy skull that…
PMS On Wheels: Good Times
It’s easy to argue that every day millions of irritable, irrational, bleeding bitches clog our roadways with their inept driving. However, pre-menstral driving is actually…
Dude Or Douchebag: Car Upholstery
Let’s face it, car upholstery has had its ups (any Mercedes before 1975) and its downs (Levi’s Edition Gremlin, anyone?). But lately, it just seems…
Best of 2012
What a year! We had no Hummers, plenty of hybrids & more remakes than Joan River’s face. Here are some of the highs: Geeks Ruled–…