Ain’t No Parade Like A Topanga Parade
‘Cuz a Topanga Parade smells like weed. This year’s celebration was one for the ages. Sixteen years ago, my husband and I decided that people suck, so…
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Dear Alfred, Be My Valentine
Alfa Romeo and I haven’t always been friends. And we haven’t been lovers for very long. But this Valentine’s Day, if I get my way,…
Father’s Day Gift Guide: Because Brunch Is Bullsh*t
Mama’s got all kinds of cool stuff for you to give to your baby daddy. Like flashlights, selfie sticks and obligatory sex. No really, it’ll…
Mother’s Day Gift Guide: Give It To Her, Baby
Trust me, she wants it. What’s that? I don’t know what to get! My husband tries that same lame-o excuse on me every Mother’s Day.…
Dear Santa, Who You Callin’ A Ho?
Every year, like any warm-blooded, marginally Christian grown up, I write a Dear Santa letter. And every year, it goes a little something like this:…
Dude, Or Douchebag: Motor 4 Toys
This morning, I woke up my kids and told them it was time for Motor 4 Toys– so we’re gonna buy a bunch of toys,…
Dog Bless America: Why Dogs In Cars Rock
This Independence Day, I’m thinking about dogs. Because the only thing that’s better than driving a great car on a beautiful road is doing so with…
Father’s Day Gifts For The Motorhead Dad: Mama’s Top 10
If my own experience means anything, the average Father’s Day is a disaster. So far, my poor husband has received a finger painted tie (the only neck…
Top 10 Reasons To Love The Topanga Memorial Day Parade
Topanga Canyon is not just another LA suburb. Nestled between Malibu, Calabasas and the Palisades, it holds one of the largest open space parks within…
Mama’s Holiday Playlist 2013
Ah, the holidays. Time to slap on the snow tires and road trip over to the grumpy relatives place to eat, fart and repeat for 3 days straight. But before…
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