How To Undouche Your Man’s Ride
Or is it de-douche? I’m an English major, you’d think I’d know. But somehow they missed that during my higher education, so lame. Anyway, I… Read More »How To Undouche Your Man’s Ride
Dude, Or Douchebag
Dude, or Douchebag: Roadside Safari
It all started with one, West Hollywood Zebra Douchebag. Like most tragic tales do. One afternoon, I spotted a crazy-looking zebra car parked in front of my office.… Read More »Dude, or Douchebag: Roadside Safari
Dude, Or Douchebag: Parking Jobs ’14
Truth is, I’m as guilty as the next guy. My car has mirrors, sensors, cameras–everything but a midget parking assistant in my glove box (although… Read More »Dude, Or Douchebag: Parking Jobs ’14
From Dude To Douchebag: 5 Simple Steps
The other day at the Calabasas car wash, while trolling for car candy, I was rendered speechless when this Douchebag drove up: The man sitting next to… Read More »From Dude To Douchebag: 5 Simple Steps
Dude, Or Douchebag: Vanity Plates, Part Two
As any good lingerie salesperson will tell you, it’s always a good idea to cover up the majority of your junk in front of others. Just… Read More »Dude, Or Douchebag: Vanity Plates, Part Two
Dude, Or Douchebag: Family Stick Figures
They’re terrible. They’re horrible. And they’re everywhere. Family Stick Figures are a menace to society. To me, the more perfect the family seems in sticker form,… Read More »Dude, Or Douchebag: Family Stick Figures
Dude, Or Douchebag: Paint Job
It seems that plenty of people are painting their cars these days in lieu of buying a new one. Great idea. And for yours truly, it is… Read More »Dude, Or Douchebag: Paint Job
Dude Or Douchebag: Parking Jobs
Let's face it parking is complicated. In fact, like other jobs that women have worked hard to master to please men, parking is hard and takes… Read More »Dude Or Douchebag: Parking Jobs
Dude, Or Douchebag: Bronco
This week, in honor of the 19th Anniversary of the OJ Simpson freeway chase, I would like to salute the Dudes & the Douchebags that… Read More »Dude, Or Douchebag: Bronco
Dude Or Douchebag: False Advertising
One of my favorite douchebag moves is the guy who plasters with their crappy car with various "racing" stickers. To me, it's pretty much the same as… Read More »Dude Or Douchebag: False Advertising