Dude, Or Douchebag: Nitto AE Day ’15
Car shows. I know so many people who really want to go to them, but don’t. So many women especially! Why is that? Well, in… Read More »Dude, Or Douchebag: Nitto AE Day ’15
Dude, Or Douchebag
Dude, Or Douchebag: Vanity Plates (More Or Less)
Vanity plates in Los Angeles are kind of like tattoos–not having one is a statement of true rebellion. And while most people think that having… Read More »Dude, Or Douchebag: Vanity Plates (More Or Less)
Dude or Douchebag: Hammer Time!
This year I went to my very first King Of The Hammers. Chances are, you have no idea what I’m talking about. But that’s ok,… Read More »Dude or Douchebag: Hammer Time!
Dude, Or Douchebag: Motor 4 Toys
This morning, I woke up my kids and told them it was time for Motor 4 Toys– so we’re gonna buy a bunch of toys,… Read More »Dude, Or Douchebag: Motor 4 Toys
How To Undouche Your Man’s Ride
Or is it de-douche? I’m an English major, you’d think I’d know. But somehow they missed that during my higher education, so lame. Anyway, I… Read More »How To Undouche Your Man’s Ride
Dude, or Douchebag: Roadside Safari
It all started with one, West Hollywood Zebra Douchebag. Like most tragic tales do. One afternoon, I spotted a crazy-looking zebra car parked in front of my office.… Read More »Dude, or Douchebag: Roadside Safari
Dude, Or Douchebag: Parking Jobs ’14
Truth is, I’m as guilty as the next guy. My car has mirrors, sensors, cameras–everything but a midget parking assistant in my glove box (although… Read More »Dude, Or Douchebag: Parking Jobs ’14
From Dude To Douchebag: 5 Simple Steps
The other day at the Calabasas car wash, while trolling for car candy, I was rendered speechless when this Douchebag drove up: The man sitting next to… Read More »From Dude To Douchebag: 5 Simple Steps
Dude, Or Douchebag: Vanity Plates, Part Two
As any good lingerie salesperson will tell you, it’s always a good idea to cover up the majority of your junk in front of others. Just… Read More »Dude, Or Douchebag: Vanity Plates, Part Two
Dude, Or Douchebag: Family Stick Figures
They’re terrible. They’re horrible. And they’re everywhere. Family Stick Figures are a menace to society. To me, the more perfect the family seems in sticker form,… Read More »Dude, Or Douchebag: Family Stick Figures