Dude, Or Douchebag: Paint Job
It seems that plenty of people are painting their cars these days in lieu of buying a new one. Great idea. And for yours truly, it is a gold mine of material– for there’s no quicker way to ruin a decent car...
Dude, Or Douchebag
Dude Or Douchebag: Parking Jobs
Let's face it parking is complicated. In fact, like other jobs that women have worked hard to master to please men, parking is hard and takes a lot of practice. In fact in my own sweet-ass, luxury SUV that I can't...
Dude, Or Douchebag: Bronco
This week, in honor of the 19th Anniversary of the OJ Simpson freeway chase, I would like to salute the Dudes & the Douchebags that have driven this classic Amerian vehicle. When I met my husband, he drove a Bronco–...
Dude Or Douchebag: False Advertising
One of my favorite douchebag moves is the guy who plasters with their crappy car with various "racing" stickers. To me, it's pretty much the same as wearing a padded push up bra: it may work as bait, but isn't your catch...
Dude, Or Douchebag: Pickups Part II
As you may remember from Episode One of DODB Part One, I’m a pick up girl. If you’re not, you’re simply not American and thus, a douchebag. So stop reading now. Now that we’ve weeded out the losers, let’s move...
Dude Or Douchebag: Car Upholstery
Let’s face it, car upholstery has had its ups (any Mercedes before 1975) and its downs (Levi’s Edition Gremlin, anyone?). But lately, it just seems like we’re settling for way less than our fat asses deserve, especially when there’s companies...
