Dude, Or Douchebag / Uncategorized
by motorheadmama · Published February 17, 2014 · Last modified April 30, 2017
They’re terrible. They’re horrible. And they’re everywhere. Family Stick Figures are a menace to society. To me, the more perfect the family seems in sticker form, the more dysfunctional I imagine their reality to be. Like this D-bag who loves Star Wars:...
It seems that plenty of people are painting their cars these days in lieu of buying a new one. Great idea. And for yours truly, it is a gold mine of material– for there’s no quicker way to ruin a decent car...
Let's face it parking is complicated. In fact, like other jobs that women have worked hard to master to please men, parking is hard and takes a lot of practice. In fact in my own sweet-ass, luxury SUV that I can't...
This week, in honor of the 19th Anniversary of the OJ Simpson freeway chase, I would like to salute the Dudes & the Douchebags that have driven this classic Amerian vehicle. When I met my husband, he drove a Bronco–...
One of my favorite douchebag moves is the guy who plasters with their crappy car with various "racing" stickers. To me, it's pretty much the same as wearing a padded push up bra: it may work as bait, but isn't your catch...
As you may remember from Episode One of DODB Part One, I’m a pick up girl. If you’re not, you’re simply not American and thus, a douchebag. So stop reading now. Now that we’ve weeded out the losers, let’s move...
