Tom Brady + Aston Martin? My Underpants Say Yes
Today Aston Martin announced that Tom Brady will become its new Brand Ambassador. And because of this, the Internet exploded. ‘NFL fans can’t afford that…
Love Letters
Dear Vintage BMW Lovers, Your Day Is Coming
A friend of mine told me the other day that she wanted to buy a Vintage Porsche and I nearly bit her head off, “THEY’RE…
Dear Volvo, Talk Dirty To Me..
A heartfelt, vaguely pornographic love letter to the world’s leading luxury family car manufacturer probably wasn’t top of your “to read” list today, but for…
Hey Toyota, NY Needs A Freaky Prius 4!
The New York Auto Show is in just over two weeks and I’m ready– ready for a crazy, new Toyota Prius. Toyota has historically been…
Dear Alfred, Be My Valentine
Alfa Romeo and I haven’t always been friends. And we haven’t been lovers for very long. But this Valentine’s Day, if I get my way,…
Dear VW, Hell Hath No Fury..
… like a Hippie scorned! I am lucky enough to live in a hippie enclave just outside of Los Angeles. Because, let’s face it, hippies…
Dear Car Sales Dude, Let’s Douche It Down A Little
Here’s the thing about being in sales—I get it. I get that you need to meet your numbers; I get that you work on commission;…
Dear Santa, Who You Callin’ A Ho?
Every year, like any warm-blooded, marginally Christian grown up, I write a Dear Santa letter. And every year, it goes a little something like this:…
Dear Volvo, You’re A Punk Ass Bitch…
…and I mean that in the nicest possible way. Here’s why: You used to be cool. Remember that? Remember when the people who drove a Volvo…
Mama Loves Maya: An Angelou Automotive Tribute
I know you think Maya Angelou had nothing to do with cars, but I beg to differ. Maybe she didn’t drive, maybe she didn’t even own a…
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