Dear Saudi Women, Mama’s Heartfelt Advice
Dear Saudi Women, This is not a political blog. I am not writing this to make a statement. I am writing this because, well, I…
Love Letters
Dear Automakers, Dork Driving Is Real!
These days the automotive industry is filled with all kinds of glitz, glamour and big thinking. Autonomous driving! Car sharing! Nurburgring records! It’s all so…
Oh, James! Bon Voyage, Roger Moore.
For me, like so many other women, James Bond has always been the ultimate man. It doesn’t matter that he can be unfaithful, dangerous, untrustworthy…
Tom Brady + Aston Martin? My Underpants Say Yes
Today Aston Martin announced that Tom Brady will become its new Brand Ambassador. And because of this, the Internet exploded. ‘NFL fans can’t afford that…
Dear Vintage BMW Lovers, Your Day Is Coming
A friend of mine told me the other day that she wanted to buy a Vintage Porsche and I nearly bit her head off, “THEY’RE…
Dear Volvo, Talk Dirty To Me..
A heartfelt, vaguely pornographic love letter to the world’s leading luxury family car manufacturer probably wasn’t top of your “to read” list today, but for…
Hey Toyota, NY Needs A Freaky Prius 4!
The New York Auto Show is in just over two weeks and I’m ready– ready for a crazy, new Toyota Prius. Toyota has historically been…
Dear Alfred, Be My Valentine
Alfa Romeo and I haven’t always been friends. And we haven’t been lovers for very long. But this Valentine’s Day, if I get my way,…
Dear VW, Hell Hath No Fury..
… like a Hippie scorned! I am lucky enough to live in a hippie enclave just outside of Los Angeles. Because, let’s face it, hippies…
Dear Car Sales Dude, Let’s Douche It Down A Little
Here’s the thing about being in sales—I get it. I get that you need to meet your numbers; I get that you work on commission;…