Dear Volvo, Talk Dirty To Me..
A heartfelt, vaguely pornographic love letter to the world’s leading luxury family car manufacturer probably wasn’t top of your “to read” list today, but for…
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Dear Alfred, Be My Valentine
Alfa Romeo and I haven’t always been friends. And we haven’t been lovers for very long. But this Valentine’s Day, if I get my way,…
Dear VW, Hell Hath No Fury..
… like a Hippie scorned! I am lucky enough to live in a hippie enclave just outside of Los Angeles. Because, let’s face it, hippies…
Dear Car Sales Dude, Let’s Douche It Down A Little
Here’s the thing about being in sales—I get it. I get that you need to meet your numbers; I get that you work on commission;…
Dear Santa, Who You Callin’ A Ho?
Every year, like any warm-blooded, marginally Christian grown up, I write a Dear Santa letter. And every year, it goes a little something like this:…
Dear Volvo, You’re A Punk Ass Bitch…
…and I mean that in the nicest possible way. Here’s why: You used to be cool. Back in the day, people who drove a Volvo wagon…
Dear AMC, You’re Fly. Like An Eagle .
She ain’t pretty. She ain’t fast. And God knows, she’s anything but sexy. But she’s strong, enduring, and way, way ahead of her time. She’s…
Dear Cadillac, Welcome Back! Mama’s Been Waiting…
You know that guy you had a crush on in high school? And then you see him 10 years later at reunion and he’s fat, bald &…
Dear BMW Design Team Part 2: Loved The Wonka Factory Visit
Remember that scrappy little kid Charlie who went to the Wonka candy factory, escorted by Gene Wilder & a motley group of other candy-crazed brats? Yeah,…
Dear Car & Driver, My 10 Are Uglier
This week, Car & Driver published their list of “The 10 Ugliest Cars For Sale Today.” While I appreciate the effort, I’m concerned that some serious contenders…