Dear Santa, Who You Callin’ A Ho?
Every year, like any warm-blooded, marginally Christian grown up, I write a Dear Santa letter. And every year, it goes a little something like this:… Read More »Dear Santa, Who You Callin’ A Ho?
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Dear Volvo, You’re A Punk Ass Bitch…
…and I mean that in the nicest possible way. Here’s why: You used to be cool. Remember that? Remember when the people who drove a Volvo… Read More »Dear Volvo, You’re A Punk Ass Bitch…
Dear AMC, You’re Fly. Like An Eagle .
She ain’t pretty. She ain’t fast. And God knows, she’s anything but sexy. But she’s strong, enduring & way, way, way ahead of her time.… Read More »Dear AMC, You’re Fly. Like An Eagle .
Dear Cadillac, Welcome Back! Mama’s Been Waiting…
You know that guy you had a crush on in high school? And then you see him 10 years later at reunion and he’s fat, bald &… Read More »Dear Cadillac, Welcome Back! Mama’s Been Waiting…
Dear BMW Design Team Part 2: Loved The Wonka Factory Visit
Remember that scrappy little kid Charlie who went to the Wonka candy factory, escorted by Gene Wilder & a motley group of other candy-crazed brats? Yeah,… Read More »Dear BMW Design Team Part 2: Loved The Wonka Factory Visit
Dear Car & Driver, My 10 Are Uglier
This week, Car & Driver published their list of “The 10 Ugliest Cars For Sale Today.” While I appreciate the effort, I’m concerned that some serious contenders… Read More »Dear Car & Driver, My 10 Are Uglier
Dear BMW Design Team: You’re Still The One, Part One
About a year ago, I wrote a Come To Jesus letter to the BMW Design Team. Promptly afterwards, they released the stunningly beautiful 6 series sedan… Read More »Dear BMW Design Team: You’re Still The One, Part One
Dear Redbook Auto Awards, Just Shoot Me
Redbook magazine recently released a fascinating piece titled “The Best Cars For Women: Redbook Auto Awards 2013.” It opens with this promising statement– “Cars are usually judged by men,… Read More »Dear Redbook Auto Awards, Just Shoot Me
Dear BMW Design Team
Full disclosure: I’m a Beemer fan. For about a decade now, I’ve been addicted to the slow morphine drip that is the Ultimate Driving Machine.… Read More »Dear BMW Design Team
Dear Mr. President: Mama’s Economic Recovery Plan
Yesterday on Twitter, my friends at Jalopnik asked the intriguing question “Would you trade America’s Car Market for Europe’s?” And my answer is– Yes, please.… Read More »Dear Mr. President: Mama’s Economic Recovery Plan