Only In LA: Eat My Rust
Sometimes Hollywood car bling is so overwhelming that those of us longing for automotive independence have no choice but to tone it down. Way down. Way down to…
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Drive Bys: Housekeeping By Hooters
My daughter told me it was real. I figured she was bluffing. It couldn’t be true. But then, I saw it. With my very own…
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Dude, Or Douchebag: Family Stick Figures
They’re terrible. They’re horrible. And they’re everywhere. Family Stick Figures are a menace to society. To me, the more perfect the family seems in sticker form,…
Freak of the Week: Paris Hilton
As I was driving home from work the other day, I was lured into a parking lot by this: Yes, it’s a Bentley with a trunk…
Mama’s Holiday Playlist 2013
Ah, the holidays. Time to slap on the snow tires and road trip over to the grumpy relatives place to eat, fart and repeat for 3 days straight. But before…
LA Auto Show: The Good, The Bad, The WTF ’13
One of the best things about the LA Auto Show is that when you get that many people together in this town, things are bound to…
Dear BMW Design Team Part 2: Loved The Wonka Factory Visit
Remember that scrappy little kid Charlie who went to the Wonka candy factory, escorted by Gene Wilder & a motley group of other candy-crazed brats? Yeah,…
Dear Car & Driver, My 10 Are Uglier
This week, Car & Driver published their list of “The 10 Ugliest Cars For Sale Today.” While I appreciate the effort, I’m concerned that some serious contenders…
Dear BMW Design Team: You’re Still The One, Part One
About a year ago, I wrote a Come To Jesus letter to the BMW Design Team. Promptly afterwards, they released the stunningly beautiful 6 series sedan…